Busted in the Bayou

After being accident-free for years,
my husband has managed to dent
the front bumper of his truck
(small Fender-Bender) 

AND

bust out my tail light and put
paint scratches on the back fender
of my vehicle.
(As we were leaving our friends

house last night he backed

into their mailbox!!)

ALL.THIS.IN.ONE.WEEK.
  *sniff *sniff  

Don't know why car incidents seem
to happen in doubles with us. 
? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Yes.  I must admit to doing something
similar several years ago (but that's
another story and I'm sure you wouldn't
find it interesting.)  On the rare
occasion that it is discussed we refer
to it as my "crime spree".

The moral to this story?
If you see us coming -
Get.Out.Of.Our.Way.