A toilet seat is not your friend once it gets a crack...
er, bad choice of words...once it splits, 'cause it
will BITE the next person who is seated, thus causing pain and suffering to the regions beyond the realms of polite conversation.
Don't ask me how I know.
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Thank you for starting my day off with a huge laugh!!!
you are so funny!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh! I know that as well. Here's hoping "someone's" bum feels better soon.
Ouch! That one cracks me up! (Sorry)
It's funny to us that understand exactly where this is coming from.
Ouch! I'm sure there is a lot more I could say, but "ouch" is what keeps coming to my mind.
Ouch!!!!
And I have indeed been bitten by one of those before, too! Oweeeee!! :-)
I absolutely NEVER know which direction you will be heading in a post!! That's one of the things I love about your blog.....
Without saying how I know this to be true, I can vouch for your statement that cracked seats do bite!
I remember when the oak seats were all the thing and that was fine until mine split and I was bitten too. You only have to suffer that humiliation once to not do that again!
Thanks for the giggle! Yes, we had a oak seat that did that too so I know of what you speak! ;)
How do you know?
This is so funny! We have had an incident like that in our house!!
~Anne
Wow, if stepping on a sidewalk crack hurts your Mother's back, I can't even imagine what sitting on a toilet crack will hurt...well, maybe I can.
Haaaaaaa, you said "crack".
Picture me snorting and holding my sides amidst intermittent howls. That's me after this post.
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