I'm a Slut.

Yes, it's true.

I'm a TV Slut.

I watch programs that most sane

lots of people would never watch,

or at least admit they watch.

I am basically into "trash tv". 

I'm also an Insomniac,

so while the rest of you sleep

I'm indulging myself

with tivoo'd programing.

I love to dis on TV, the good & the bad

of programs.  All of the following

is merely my opinion, very little is

based in fact.  Here goes!

"Sister Wives"

Robin is pregnant!

That Kory is certainly the

"get-around" guy. 

I think there should be a

program called "Brother Husbands"

to even the score.

While we're talking "pregnant",

has anyone else noticed that

Rachel Ray has worn a blazer

every day for several weeks now.

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Either she's gained a few pounds

or she's got an "oopsie" on the way.

She said she would never have a

child.  Hmmmm.  Stay tuned.

"American Idol"

I personally don't care that

Pia had to pack her bags.

And, I don't really care for

"cutie boy Paul" or "strange guy Casey".

I think Jacob is Broadway bound,

and Lauren is gonna win.

But for me, the entire program

is about Steven Tyler.  It's interesting

to see an old guy who oozes sexuality.

But I miss the sharp-tongued Simon.

Can I get an "Amen"?

"Kate plus Eight"

Bor-RING!

Don't know why I keep watching.

What I'd really enjoy is a program

about her ex,  the weak-kneed,

wanna-be-a-playboy Jon.

"The View"

How many times is Whoopi gonna

brag about sleeping with over 100 men?

Really? 

You're gonna brag about something like that?

"Extreme Couponing"This is a magic show.
It can't possibly be that one can
go into the grocery store, come out
with 6 buggies full of groceries,
and pay only $8.27.
Who does this?When I grow up
I wanna be like them
OR
perhaps I need one of them
to be my Sister Wife!