"On my honor I do pledge that what you
are about to read is the truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth".
I had a dream last night.
It went like this -
I was with a group of friends discussing
what we usually ate for lunch.
I admitted to "not always making wise food choices".
They were shocked and said they only
ate salads or fruit dipped into yogurt...
Even in my dream I felt the squeeze of
clothes that have recently become tight
ashamed. . .
I vowed right then that I would begin to
take a dance class to rid myself of some
unwanted poundage. Then I began to
fret about having to squeeze into dance
clothes for the class.
Next I was in a dressing room squeezing,
huffing & puffing, trying to force
my body into said dance clothes. Finally
I got the nerve to waddle into the classroom where my peers awaited
They began to laugh and point, making fun of me.
"What?", I asked.
"What is it?"
They pointed to my feet which
were squeezed into dance shoes.
I was wearing short ankle hose
with the shoes.
AND
stuffed inside the ankle hose
surrounding my ankles were
SLICED PEACHES!!
*That's my dream!*
You KNOW I couldn't make this stuff up.
So Doctor,
what do you make of my dream??