I had a Dream

"On my honor I do pledge that what you

are about to read is the truth, the whole

truth, and nothing but the truth".

I had a dream last night.

It went like this -

I was with a group of friends discussing

what we usually ate for lunch. 

I admitted to "not always making wise food choices".

They were shocked and said they only

ate salads or fruit dipped into yogurt...

Even in my dream I felt the squeeze of
clothes that have recently become tight

ashamed. . .

I vowed right then that I would begin to

take a dance class to rid myself of some

unwanted poundage.  Then I began to

fret about having to squeeze into dance

clothes for the class.

Next I was in a dressing room squeezing,

huffing & puffing, trying to force

my body into said dance clothes.  Finally

I got the nerve to waddle into the classroom where my peers awaited

They began to laugh and point,  making fun of me.

"What?", I asked.

"What is it?"

They pointed to my feet which

were squeezed into dance shoes.

I was wearing short ankle hose

with the shoes.

AND

stuffed inside the ankle hose

surrounding my ankles were

SLICED PEACHES!!

*That's my dream!*

You KNOW I couldn't make this stuff up.

So Doctor,
what do you make of my dream??