I'd like to thank all those responsible for the
great success I have had in my
recent gymnastic feat:
The big puddle of water on the kitchen floor.
Yes, it is true.
Earlier this evening I did a perfect
One foot went north while the other foot
The ice maker in the fridge is on the blitz.
Husband came in carrying a bag of ice
to put into the freezer. The bag dripped water
all over the kitchen floor.
Husband failed to wipe up the water.
I came walking into the kitchen. . .
The rest is history.
Husband ran to help me up,
(take a deep breath
as you read this)
he was LAUGHING!!
He's gonna really be sorry he laughed.