Sunday morning I had to speak for a bit in church,
(during both services).
It went well.
I was funny.
I was articulate. . .
and I was also drugged up
with 10 mg Valium and 1 Imodium ID.
Sometimes "a girl's just gotta do what a girl's gotta do".
Thou shalt not judge thy Blogging friend,
lest thou too be smitten with nervous diarrhea.