Oatmeal is a great diet food.
I've eaten it plain.
I've dressed it up with berries
and I've even played mind games with myself
and pretended it's an oatmeal cookie.
But the truth is, I'm plain "burnt out" on the beige stuff.
I just can't eat another bite of this stuff for a while.
I wonder why no one ever says,
"I'm totally burnt out on ice cream
and can't eat another bite of this stuff!"?
Another one of life's great mysteries!