I went to a "Jewelry Party" yesterday.
According to the pretty hostess,
we should always wear multiple bracelets
and multiple necklaces.
SHE SAID -
each bracelet and each necklace
will make us look 10lbs thinner.
10 lbs!
Forget my diet.
When my order comes in next week
I'm gonna be 50 lbs lighter!!
"Would she lie?"
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Wow- I've been doing it wrong all these years. I need to go get some more necklaces...
I just have to a ask... why would multiple necklaces &/or bracelets make me look 10 lbs thinner? Granted she was trying to sell you more jewelry, but that makes no sense to me at all.
Just in time for Valentine's Day, I can look thinner now!
LOL I need to go buy some necklaces and braceleta. If I'd known it was that easy to lose 10 pounds I'd have done it a long time ago.
...and here I've been struggling with my diet! All I need to do is pile on the jewelry. She's prob right, people notice the bling and not the flab! I wear two bracelets with my watch, that's as hip as I get!
Wearing multiple necklaces and bracelets does all that? Who knew? hehe Methinks she was trying to make a sale!
well I'll be!! Who Knew!!!
I just love pretty jewelry! :-)lol Have a great day!!
Blessings,
Jill
To answer your question....does a fat baby poop?;>) xo Diana
Sounds like a selling gimmick to me......but it's worth a try! :)
Ok, I am going to try it!
Just to answer your question, we had it frosted in 30 minutes. I thought it went super fast. As soon as I colored a new bowl of frosting and got it in a pastry bag she was done with the other. (So maybe even less!)
This post reminded me of a Tupperware party I attended 20 some years ago. The hostess had us all convinced that all of our flour, sugar, and spices had bugs in them because they weren't in Tupperware containers. Needless to say... she made a whole lot of sales that day... including myself! LOL. I'm glad I wasn't at that jewelry party... I'm pretty easy...
Well silly me - ignoring the chocolate like that! I am going in right now to pile on my jewelry!
Wow, that is the most amazing think I have learned all day...of course it is true-a pretty jewelry party hostess would never lie...would she?
Hahaha! You lost 50lbs all right...your wallet lost most of it!
HaHaHa! I've never heard that one before. :)
If I had only known this years ago. I guess though I should thank you for saving me a lot of needless diets in the coming years. lol
Girlfriend I laugh every time I open your site and see your headboard.
You should be a Blogazine guest on my site so everyone can come over and enjoy laughing too.
Have a Happy Valentine Day
Love
Maggie
LOL I tried this concept Deb, I just ended up looking like 'no neck, Sush'!
Good luck!
Hugs~
You just let me know! I'm all for effortlessly losing weight. Of course, it wasn't so effortless for your checkbook! :)
You had me at lost 50 pounds by Friday!
Happy Valentine's Day. sandie♥
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