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Monday, February 13, 2012

How to lose 50 lbs by Friday!

I went to a "Jewelry Party" yesterday.

According to the pretty hostess,
we should always wear multiple bracelets
and multiple necklaces.
SHE SAID -
each bracelet and each necklace
will make us look 10lbs thinner.
10 lbs!


Forget my diet.
When my order comes in next week
I'm gonna be 50 lbs lighter!!

"Would she lie?"



20 comments:

Shelly said...

Wow- I've been doing it wrong all these years. I need to go get some more necklaces...

Ally said...

I just have to a ask... why would multiple necklaces &/or bracelets make me look 10 lbs thinner? Granted she was trying to sell you more jewelry, but that makes no sense to me at all.

Melanie said...

Just in time for Valentine's Day, I can look thinner now!

Rae said...

LOL I need to go buy some necklaces and braceleta. If I'd known it was that easy to lose 10 pounds I'd have done it a long time ago.

Joycee said...

...and here I've been struggling with my diet! All I need to do is pile on the jewelry. She's prob right, people notice the bling and not the flab! I wear two bracelets with my watch, that's as hip as I get!

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Wearing multiple necklaces and bracelets does all that? Who knew? hehe Methinks she was trying to make a sale!

laurie said...

well I'll be!! Who Knew!!!

Jill said...

I just love pretty jewelry! :-)lol Have a great day!!

Blessings,
Jill

NanaDiana said...

To answer your question....does a fat baby poop?;>) xo Diana

Me (aka Danielle) said...

Sounds like a selling gimmick to me......but it's worth a try! :)

Jacqueline said...

Ok, I am going to try it!

Just to answer your question, we had it frosted in 30 minutes. I thought it went super fast. As soon as I colored a new bowl of frosting and got it in a pastry bag she was done with the other. (So maybe even less!)

Bobbi said...

This post reminded me of a Tupperware party I attended 20 some years ago. The hostess had us all convinced that all of our flour, sugar, and spices had bugs in them because they weren't in Tupperware containers. Needless to say... she made a whole lot of sales that day... including myself! LOL. I'm glad I wasn't at that jewelry party... I'm pretty easy...

karen said...

Well silly me - ignoring the chocolate like that! I am going in right now to pile on my jewelry!

Jeanie said...

Wow, that is the most amazing think I have learned all day...of course it is true-a pretty jewelry party hostess would never lie...would she?

yaya said...

Hahaha! You lost 50lbs all right...your wallet lost most of it!

Say What? said...

HaHaHa! I've never heard that one before. :)

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

If I had only known this years ago. I guess though I should thank you for saving me a lot of needless diets in the coming years. lol
Girlfriend I laugh every time I open your site and see your headboard.
You should be a Blogazine guest on my site so everyone can come over and enjoy laughing too.
Have a Happy Valentine Day
Love
Maggie

Sush said...

LOL I tried this concept Deb, I just ended up looking like 'no neck, Sush'!
Good luck!
Hugs~

nancygrayce said...

You just let me know! I'm all for effortlessly losing weight. Of course, it wasn't so effortless for your checkbook! :)

Chatty Crone said...

You had me at lost 50 pounds by Friday!

Happy Valentine's Day. sandie♥

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