I am on "the pill".
What began as a usual morning,
soon turned to horror
for my family.
Mister.
Princess.
even little Boudxy -
THEY WERE ALL SHOCKED!!
A quick look-see in the mirror revealed
I had broken out in hives
on my face and neck.
Noooooooo!
Not this kind. . .
This kind.
The yukky, itchy, oozy, splotchy
suck-all-the-fun-out-of-your-day
kind.
Actually I have funky skin and have done
this so many times that when I call
the doctor I can tell her what to
send out.
Now, 7 pills later,
I am on my way to returning back
to my beautiful self.
And, YES, I do bare a striking
resembelence to Angelina Jolie.
Amazing, isn't it?!
(These pills are GREAT!)
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19 comments:
HaHa! Funny post...but I'm glad you're back to looking like Angelina Jolie!
LOL...your post are entertaining for sure.Wish I lived closer to you...I could use a friend like you.
You always make me laugh! You can turn this itchy, icky hives situation into something laughable! Hope you are better soon!
Looks like my spider bite! I'm sorry youi have to go through that yucky stuff, but am glad you are getting better!
Bless your heart.....I have horrible skin too, but it's not the hives I get.
And actually you do look like Angelina, which is o.k. by me because I have her body. :)
Sounds...itchy. Sorry.
Brenda
Where do I go to get those Angelina make over hives? You poor thing. Hope they go away just as fast as they came on.
get me some of those pills a.s.a.p.
You sure can entertain a girl feeling blah today! :( :)
Poor darlin'. Hope you feel better soon.
Dayum....send me some of those pills..
Was that a before picture with all the itchy splotches? If so, I'd say that those pills need to be treated like gold!!! Feel better soon!
OH GOSH!! Glad you're back to normal.. but thanks for this laugh anyway. LOL> LOVE IT!!
Bless your heart...I have funky skin too and have been on the same prednisone regement. All my skin products have to be 'free' of dye, fragrance etc.
Madi says MOL to the dish of cheetos. It is actually a dish full of corn on the cob prongs.
Hugs Madi and Mom
Bless your heart! You are even funny while under the weather! Get rid of that stuff soon!
LOL...Glad you are feeling better! ;-)
have a great week!
Blessings,
Jill
Sorry to hear about the hives. Been there, done that - did NOT enjoy that party. Since this happens to you from time to time, if you cut a potato and rub the raw edge on the hives, it kind of soothes the hives/rash until you can get some drugs down you. I think it's the potassium in the potato. Whatever - it works and relieves the itch a little bit.
Sorry you've had to deal with hives, but you do make it entertaining for the rest of us :) I'm glad you're back to your normal self!
Blessings,
Marcia
Bless your heart, I know this was a few days ago, so I hope you are much better by now! Oh and I totally think you are MUCH better looking than Angelina Jolie!
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