Beauty Magic!

I looked into the mirror

and this is what I saw -

(well, not exactly, but close)

What's a Girl to do?

I called my Emergency Hair Repair number -

otherwise known as

"Miss Tessa's Cut and Curl"!

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
was her degrading kind greeting when I arrived.

I confessed the error of my ways. . .

Who knew one was NOT supposed to flat iron damp hair?

It thought if steam heat was good for ironing clothes

it must be good for straightening hair.

"WRONG!"

Miss Tessa took out her scissors
and began to work her magic.
Yes.
I gave her a BIG tip!
No.
I no longer sport
the Don King look!