Through a fit of laughter I heard Princess & her BFF mocking their Vice Principal (shocking isn't it?!) as the poor woman had announced to their entire Middle School that there would be "NO condom-mints (VP's distinct pronounciation) allowed in the cafeteria", not one package of ketsup, mustard, or pickle relish would be available for their hot dogs from this day forward. She reported that Jason had taken a quantity of condom-mints into the hall and methodically stepped on said condom-mints, squissssssshing them and making real trouble for the school's custodian.
Therefore condom-mints would no longer be available.
She repeated for emphasis, "No Condom-mints"!
She seemed surprised by the smiles and laugbter that followed such an important announcement.
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I think they got the message.
The one she intended they get,
and the hilarious one that is still entertaining
them, even though school is out for the summer.
they do not pay her enough".