Behold the beauty!
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM!
Mama: Dearest Husband of mine, do YOU know anything about the chip on this plate?
Husband: Why NO, Dear, I have no idea!
Mama: Dearest Princess, do YOU know anything about the chip on this plate?
Princess: What plate???
Princess: What plate???
Mama: Dearest Kramer doggie, do YOU know anything about the chip on this plate?
Kramer: (rolls over for a belly rub)
Kramer: (rolls over for a belly rub)
After this thorough investigation
I think it is reasonable to conclude that some
Hardened-Crazed-Dish-Criminal
broke into our house, leaving no clue of entry,
and chipped my NEW Spode plate.
I think it is reasonable to conclude that some
Hardened-Crazed-Dish-Criminal
broke into our house, leaving no clue of entry,
and chipped my NEW Spode plate.
**CASE CLOSED**
2 comments:
who stole the cookie from the cookie jar - not me, couldn't be! Hope you find the culprit and they get no chocolate cake for dessert!
just like "no one" drew on the wall. they don't know where those crayons came from. Like yours we have someone sneaking in and drawing on the walls. It's the only explanation. What has this world came to? Plate chipping, crayon wall drawing crimals. Pitiful!
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