Look what I did!

How proud I am of my country,
only followed secondly by how
proud I am of ME for following
the directions per-fect-ly to
make this beautiful cake for
my family and friends
to enjoy. It was a lot of hard
work and I made a total mess
of the kitchen, but it was Soooo
worth it.
"Don't hate me cause you ain't me!".

OK. I confess.
I lied, except for the part about the
kitchen being a total mess.
But, maybe I could have made
this cake if I had tried.
You don't know!

The BIG question -
"What are you doing to
celebrate July 4th?"