Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ouchy! Wah! Wah!

If you, or someone you know, own a set of TV trays similar to these, then you need to read on.  A recall may be forthcoming.

There was an accident at our house today.
The story is not for the faint of heart.
I don't know exactly how the accident happened, but I can tell you what I was doing when the accident occurred.  I had just finished lunch.  Being the good homemaker I am, I wiped down the TV tray and went to replace it on it's stand.  As I was folding the tray and lowering it onto the stand, intense pain nipped at my very being.  Somehow my nipple "lady bud" (sans bra) became PINCHED between the tray and the tray legs. The injury is that of a delicate matter.  I've a mind to pour myself a wine cooler while I nurse my injury.  I feel like such a Boob - it seems the strangest things happen to me.  I guess when one roars through her day on auto pilot, it's to be expected.  Sort of tit for tat.

I was just messin' with you,
however the story is true,
and if anyone wants to know, it was the left one.


Wild Oregonian said...

Hahahahha! *wipes tear*
Thank you for sharing- that was an awesome story. Since your son has that same set of tv trays, I'll be really careful from here on out.

It's a public service message, really!

Nonnie said...

I am laughing and yet recoiling at the thought of that intense pain!!! Yikes! A very titillating story and I will remember that next time I have to flop down a TV tray.

You are funny!!!

Unknown said...

Sounds painful!!!

I guess one could say you are now nursing an injury?

Thanks for the smile:-)


yaya said...

There has got to be a moral to this story! Holy cow udders, this has to be the only injury I've never seen in our operating room! However, this will make for good conversation tomorrow!

Susan said...

Yikes, thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

Jeanie said...

Not a "typ"ical injury. It is painful just to read about it. I hope you had a wine cooler (or two) to ease the pain.

Mari said...

Yooch! I have a set just like the one you pictured and I could see myself doing something similar. Thanks for the warning! (And the laugh)

NanaDiana said...

OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE! I bet you BUSTED out crying! xo Diana

marejohn said...

What a tit-alating story!!! (sorry, that's all I've got!)
I have to tell you that THIS post is exactly the reason I started following your blog-i LOOOOVE your take on things! Thanks for the chuckle (although I AM sorry cuz I know that had to be OUCHIE!)

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nancygrayce said...

Oh, my goodness that made me laugh! Although I'm sure it was NOT funny as it was happening. We actually do have those TV trays and I'll never use them again!

acorn hollow said...

owie!!!! sorry I had to snicker though I hope it never happens to me, I do not own those tray tables.

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I have a set of those tables and have pinched numerous parts of my body with it....but never that part! I know it was painful...but that was one of the funniest posts I have read in a while.

karen said...

Ahhhhahahaha! That made me laugh out loud! I am not without sympathy, and I hope there are no scars, but it sounds like something I would do. Luckily, we have no TV trays.

Jill said...

LOL, I needed that laugh today! I'll be sure to not buy them for my home, lol. Have a great weekend!


Marsha Young said...

Funny! And I can honestly say - while chuckling, that it had not occurred to me to wonder whether it was left or right one - but it was obviously the WRONG one! :)

Angie said...

Best laugh of the day! Wow! That's gonna hurt for awhile, I guess. Hope you back to your "perky" self soon. :)

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