SWEET TEA

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Things that bite!


A toilet seat is not your friend once it gets a crack...
er, bad choice of words...once it splits, 'cause it
will BITE the next person who is seated, thus causing pain and suffering to the regions beyond the realms of polite conversation.

Don't ask me how I know.

17 comments:

nancygrayce said...

Thank you for starting my day off with a huge laugh!!!

laurie said...

you are so funny!!!!!!!

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

Ahhhhh! I know that as well. Here's hoping "someone's" bum feels better soon.

Nonnie said...

Ouch! That one cracks me up! (Sorry)

Parsley said...

It's funny to us that understand exactly where this is coming from.

Jeanie said...

Ouch! I'm sure there is a lot more I could say, but "ouch" is what keeps coming to my mind.

Shelly said...

Ouch!!!!

Jewel said...

And I have indeed been bitten by one of those before, too! Oweeeee!! :-)

Linda Chapman said...

I absolutely NEVER know which direction you will be heading in a post!! That's one of the things I love about your blog.....

karen said...

Without saying how I know this to be true, I can vouch for your statement that cracked seats do bite!

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

I remember when the oak seats were all the thing and that was fine until mine split and I was bitten too. You only have to suffer that humiliation once to not do that again!

melody-mae said...

Thanks for the giggle! Yes, we had a oak seat that did that too so I know of what you speak! ;)

Beverly @ The Buzz said...

How do you know?

Anne said...

This is so funny! We have had an incident like that in our house!!
~Anne

yaya said...

Wow, if stepping on a sidewalk crack hurts your Mother's back, I can't even imagine what sitting on a toilet crack will hurt...well, maybe I can.

Susan said...

Haaaaaaa, you said "crack".

Relyn said...

Picture me snorting and holding my sides amidst intermittent howls. That's me after this post.

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