Baby's got his Speedo on!

Well up on TV, by the pool he stands,

there's a crowd of swimmers and they all look tan,

he don't look back, he's doin' nothing' wrong,

Lord have mercy, baby's got his Speedo on!

He can't help it if he's made that way,

he's not to blame if they look his way,

he ain't really tryin' to cause a scene,

it just comes naturally, nah , the guy can't help it! 

It was an ittsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,

tiny, little, blue bikini

they they wore for their first swim today...

Suddenly I have developed a real interest in Swimming!

*wink  *wink

There is absolutely no room for any
type of wardrobe malfunction.
Just sayin. . .
Don't you dare say you hadn't noticed!

What's next, "Spray Paint?".

Go Team USA!!