He was handsome.
He was polite.
He didn't care that I had no idea
my car tag had expired
Here it is in black and white.
(and NO, I didn't get a reminder postcard
in the mail telling me it was time to renew.)
After being ticketed
I immediately drove to get a drink
to calm my nerves.
Princess seemed to think the entire
situation was a bit on the funny side.
We'll see just how funny it seems
when SHE is rockin' these next winter
INSTEAD of these!
Mama's gotta buy that new car tag
along with that $118 ticket, ya know!
But, the truth is I very seldom ever
get a ticket, but when I do,
I usually get 3 tickets,
closely spaced together.
But I am a
whole lot little paranoid.