So which is it -
When you're in the garden digging in the dirt to plant a seedling which will someday grow to become part of your BLT sandwich, is it a tomayto or a tomawto? And when Ma calls you in to cleanse yourself before dinner are you going to wahsh up, or warsh up? Then as you climb into the shower are you bare-nayked or bare-necked? And if you should decide to read a book do you go to the li-berry, or li-brary? And does Valentine's Day happen in FebUary or Feb-brew-airy? And do wild, semi-dressed men get into a ring to rass-el or ress-el?
These are the things that keep me awake at night.
Such are the deep issues I'm pondering on this soggy Monday evening.
I'm going to blame it on the heavy rain.