Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Giggle. Gobble. Gulp.

Here's a little silliness you can share
on Thanksgiving.  The children in your life
will think you're a Rock Star with these riddles.
Enjoy!

RIDDLES:
  1. What does a Turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?
  2. What do you get when you cross a Turkey with a Centipede?
  3. Why did the Turkey bolt down his food?
ANSWERS:
  1. Nothing, cause he's already stuffed.
  2. A Drumstick for everyone.
  3. Because he was a Gobbler!
Turkey Trivia:  Pilgrims, on the first thanksgiving, ate deer and not turkey.

I'm thankful for all of you who read my words
and take the time to comment.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

* I'm taking a short break but will
be back right after Thanksgiving! *
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20 comments:

  1. Marsha YoungNovember 23, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving, Sweet Tea!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 23, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    what great jokes, now I have to try and remember them,

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  3. MelanieNovember 23, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Will have to remember those tommorrow! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  4. JeanieNovember 23, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    I will be a rock star with the kids with these riddles.....if only I can remember them without having to come back here and look.
    Happy Thanksgiving.

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  5. AmarieNovember 23, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Have a very Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  6. AnonymousNovember 23, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Have a great Turkey Day here in Oklahoma...the weather is PERFECTION!

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  7. Joy TiltonNovember 23, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Love those jokes, you know I'm gonna use 'em! Happy Thanksgiving to you!

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  8. MunirGhiasuddinNovember 23, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving. I have yet to come up with a blog for tommorrow.
    Fun riddles. Can I tell them tommorrow?

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  9. AnonymousNovember 23, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Enjoying your thanksgiving riddles. I've been enjoying your site, Happy Thanksgiving.

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  10. MindyNovember 23, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    This year we wanted to stuff a Cornish game hen inside of our turkey before cooking it, so when carving we could pull it out and say, "Oh, this turkey was pregnant!" Enjoy your holiday!

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  11. RobinNovember 23, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving to you too my friend! I hope your day/weekend is fantastic!!

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  12. MaryNovember 23, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Have a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving Break!

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  13. BobbieNovember 23, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    These are cute! Thanks for sharing!!

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  14. DebbiedoosNovember 23, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    HA! My boys will love this humor. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

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  15. JillNovember 23, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Jokes are too cute!! Enjoy your Thanksgiving day!

    Many Blessings,
    Jill

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  16. RhonaNovember 24, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving, hope you have a wonderful time with your family xx

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  17. Relyn LawsonNovember 24, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    The meal has been eaten.
    The kitchen is clean.
    The leftovers are stashed.
    The walk has been taken.
    Everyone is happy and fed and blessed.
    Now I have the time to stop by.
    On this Thanksgiving Day, I wanted to tell you that I am thankful for you; for this blog; for our friendship. Sending you much love, Relyn

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  18. My Mind's EyeNovember 25, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    MOL thank you for the gobble gobble jokes.
    Hugs Madi

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  19. STILLMAGNOLIANovember 27, 2011 at 6:59 AM

    :Loved the jokes. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours my friend!

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  20. Joanna JenkinsNovember 27, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!
    jj

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